Ben & Jerry’s release combination lock that fits on tubs to stop others stealing your ice cream
Need this now so my family will stop mooching off my ice cream.
Omfg this is absolutely amazing
the point where you realize you have a problem.
(via benedictclarke)
An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Loki
This has to be one of the most intelligent things that I’ve ever heard ever
(via thedoctorisaconsultinghunter)
(via itscauseyoureafuckinelf)
(via orgasmic-humor)
My night has been made.
(via bendingwiththebest)
why go outside to get a suntan when you can get one from the light from your laptop
| me everyday at any time to everyone ever: | I'm so tired |
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| Boy: | Did it hurt |
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| Girl: | (sigh) did what hurt |
| Boy: | Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell |
